Really they should have expected this. After hiding his bow from him, Clint was not going to be held responsible for much.
Steve was first. A few drops of color into his shampoo, a few iron on patches and Clint just waited.
The yell could be heard down the hallways in the mansion and the poor door nearly being ripped off the hinges did nothing to dampen the moment Steve walked into the debriefing room. Clint fell over laughing.
Captain fucking America with green hair and enough patches on his uniform to look right at home at a punk concert.
“are they permanent?!” Steve yelled. Clint only laughed harder.
Tony. Tony would be on his toes. The magnets on his suit were easily taken care of, so Clint started leaving up photos of Tony and Steve sparring in the gym with various suggestive lyrics sprawled across the bottom. Tony just glared. Clint upped it by taking video feed from the gym and sloppily pasting it together into a music video.
It didn’t strike Clint until he found himself tied up on the roof in just his boxers and a pair of sunglasses, that drinking with Tony after a prank war was a bad idea.
*flails!!!!!!!!!!!* I love you for this wife!
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